I don’t understand – Marm doing something very dog like in pulling a roast off the table, and yet he’s able to conceive of trying disguise himself as a lamp. I want a consistent level of anthropomorphism.
Can relate to this one. Years ago my sister made a Sunday dinner roast and put it on the center of the dining room table. She left the room for a bit and her beagle, Toffee, decided she wanted some. Little while later she returns and sees the roast is gone. Looking around she spies Toffee, there in a corner of the room finishing off the roast. Evidently she managed to climb up and grab it. Needless to say, Toffee barely escaped with her life that day!
Years ago, when I was a kid, my dog was begging at the table. We were ignoring him like usual, so I guess he finally got tired of it. He jumped up on the table, grabbed my pork chop off my plate, and took off with it. Of course, the dog’s name was Bandit!
juncarlo over 4 years ago
That lamp ran out of light.
Mr. Peterson over 4 years ago
I don’t understand – Marm doing something very dog like in pulling a roast off the table, and yet he’s able to conceive of trying disguise himself as a lamp. I want a consistent level of anthropomorphism.
over 4 years ago
Uh-oh, they are so busted.
Anters55 over 4 years ago
Can relate to this one. Years ago my sister made a Sunday dinner roast and put it on the center of the dining room table. She left the room for a bit and her beagle, Toffee, decided she wanted some. Little while later she returns and sees the roast is gone. Looking around she spies Toffee, there in a corner of the room finishing off the roast. Evidently she managed to climb up and grab it. Needless to say, Toffee barely escaped with her life that day!
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Years ago, when I was a kid, my dog was begging at the table. We were ignoring him like usual, so I guess he finally got tired of it. He jumped up on the table, grabbed my pork chop off my plate, and took off with it. Of course, the dog’s name was Bandit!
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Marmaduke just wanted to test mom’s cooking ! She got 4 paws !
Strider Premium Member over 4 years ago
Busted! Nice try though…..
jagedlo over 4 years ago
reminds of the scene from “A Christmas Story” when the dogs knock off and eat the turkey from the table…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cFHAJ5asMk
Casey Jones over 4 years ago
Strange. It always worked for Bugs.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
How can you put up with him anymore? Just give him to me!
Mediatech over 4 years ago
I think the first clue was that lamps don’t usually have doggie breath.
stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago
marm ate it already??
zeexenon over 4 years ago
They’d love him in the Orient.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Why was the roast in a place where Marmaduke could reach it?
finnygirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
It would appear that Mom wants to punch Marm’s lights out!
whitelake1941 over 4 years ago
Any dog that did such a deed in our household would have ended up in the Chinese dog festival at NO charge.