Like leaving the cat to guard the fish.
You really think he had the forethought to make a map in the first place?
Or what did he witness?
Because Marm is light fingered or should I say pawed.
Perhaps he will get a one way ticket to that dog festival in China.
He is faced with the evidence.
Any dog that did such a deed in our household would have ended up in the Chinese dog festival at NO charge.
Funny peculiar or funny ha ha
Sounds fair enough to me,
Perhaps he is just singing along to the headphone tunes,