Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 16, 2021

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/to-hell-with-baths-bonus-panel/

Hosing ’em down outside with the hose and cold water tends to make them appreciate the joys of an inside bath with hot water.

Hose them with the kitchen sink sprayer when they come through.

That’s what our neighbour does with his boys.

What if it doesn’t rain for weeks?

I’m surprised the kid minds so much. I thought it would be like water off a duckling’s back.

Make them play outside. With soap.

That’s not a bad idea at all! But I draw the line at snow.