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  1. 9 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Unfortunately, that is sadly true.

  2. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    I took an elevator up to the eleventh floor for a meeting. As I got out, the operator said “Have a good day, son.”

    “Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”

    He scratched his head, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

    After my meeting, I got back on the elevator to go back down, and the same operator was there. I said nothing to him, but when we got to the ground floor, he said to me, “I’m sorry.”

    “Because you thought you were my dad?” I asked him.

    He shook his head. “No, son, because I let you down.”

  3. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Did you know drinking beer makes you smarter?

    It makes your blood wiser…

  4. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I saw my neighbour taking his pet snail for a walk.

    I said: “Thant’s a nice snail you have.” “I had a nicer one”, he said. “It ran away.”

  5. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    “You seem to be in some distress,” said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?”

    “Well, your Honour,” said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.”

  6. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Why are there so few vampires in business?

    Too many stakeholders!

  7. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    If the King sleeps in a king size bed, and the Queen sleeps in a queen size bed, where does the Prince sleep?

    On an heir mattress.

  8. 17 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    I just had a physical. The doctor said “Don’t eat anything fatty. I said, like bacon and burgers?”

    “No fatty, don’t eat anything!”

  9. 17 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    I went to a restuarant for dinner last night without making reservation. The maître d’ told me a table would be available in a short while and asked if I cared to wait.

    So I ended up serving other diners their meals for 20 minutes.

  10. 17 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    I’m so tired of dragging my kids to school and extra-curricular activities…

    …I wish they would just walk.