Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 08, 2019

Rip has a point, Breezy. They were such a cute couple.

I agree with Rip, and I begin to wonder if Jenkins has his life insurance paid up.

That is a rather sad way to get rid of Breezy.

Yeah. Why didn’t you choose someone smart and handsome like that dashing bear in the comment boards?

Not really loving where this is going. And he wasn’t even dead that long.

The question is was she built to be the FWB of a man of danger, and to raise his child with another man?

Ka-HARSH!

Breezy needs to take responsibility! She (and Dutch) forced Rip into retirement when they took over the “Agency”. Then, pulled Rip into action whenever they ran into problems. Now she’s bailing on their marriage!? I am off Team Breezy!

KA-FOREVER!

Forever, if your choice were Jenkins!

As much as I liked Breezy , I still preferred Rip and his original "sugar bullet " Cobra as a couple. They kind of had a family when they brought on Rip Jr. As one of our fellow readers observed, Rip and Cobra are like Lupin and Fujiko.

Isn’t this the part of the movie where all us little kids would go “EWWWWW!! Mushy Girl Stuff!!!”

Dead man walking!

And they have a child. No this is getting sour in my mouth.

Gotta be a dream sequence from too many pancakes (if there is such a thing). Wake up, Rip!

ka-jealous

No wonder they call her Breezy. She sure blew off Rip PDQ.

Didn’t know HARLEY was in reruns, nor about BREVITY before today. Just looked at the last two weeks of the latter – a collection of sad puns that should’ve been buried with Chico Marx. Is THAT what RIP HAYWIRE’s being shortchanged for? Include me out!