Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 02, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    sounds like both son and mother don’t know the periodic table of elements

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    Tigressy  over 4 years ago

    Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

    Your what?

    “You’re any mum.”

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    Jefano Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Compare today’s Mike du Jour strip.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh I am sure Mom will run down to the corner market and purchase a small amount of uranium!!!

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    kunddog  over 4 years ago

    When I was young my library had a book How to Make an Atomic Bomb in Your Own Kitchen (Well, Practically).

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    I wish my kids had come up with this stuff. Would have been phun to pass it along like this.

    They worked on the ’tis better to ask forgiveness principle.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Find some plutonium and beryllium and read up on “tickling the dragon’s tail”.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Not if he starts it off with “Dad said..”.

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    gcarlson  over 4 years ago

    One day in third grade our teacher had put a combination of letters, numbers, and equal signs on the blackboard. I said to a friend, “Maybe it’s alGERba” – I had seen the baby sitter’s algebra book the night before. He looked at the class gerbil. Turned out to be a cipher code.

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    ka-boom

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