Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 25, 2019

what about boys giving flowers to a girl who has pollen allergies, Lucy?

Lucy’s working for the flower industry

Apparently Lucy didn’t get the memo that a boy’s got to WANT to send her flowers first.:/

“Send her your love, with a dozen roses—” Stevie Wonder.

Wait until (if and ever) you steal his affection, Lucy!

“Love is a pretty wreath of flowers … which smell bad.” (Cmdr. Spock to Norman)

And what if Schroeder doesn’t want to be your boyfriend or send you flowers?

Schroeder is happy without knowing what he’s missing!

When will Lucy realize that this strategy isn’t going to work? ;o}

WHY DO THEY LET HER IN?

Now he knows.

Wise words of Lucy

Plead guilty Schroeder, it’ll get you one to five in Juvie, safely away from Lucy.

As soon as Schroeder finds a worthwhile girl, he will send her flowers. His answering line should have been “ I just sent flowers to Violet”..that would get rid of Lucy.

He should get a restraining order.

Not true, Lucy. If a boy never sends a girl flowers, he’s either not into that girl or he’s not into girls.