Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 24, 2020
November 23, 2020
November 25, 2020
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson summer reading man: i'm enjoying the new amazon kindle and it's great vampire/zombie/robot app that lets you turn any book into a vampire, zom-bie or robot novel.* who knew atticus finch would make such a cool vampire? scientist: with the help of this electron microscope i'm trying to read today's comic section. all i can see clearly so far is a gigantic mark trailian squirrel. kid: i'm reading the graphic novelization of a face-book comment trans-lated in lolcats then retweeted four hun-dred billion times. it's not very compelling. a screaming comes across the sky. man 2: it's 20th century american literature week in ocean city. today we'll enjoy gravity's rainbow by thomas pynchon! *from an idea by ms. helen chappelle
Cpeckbourlioux over 3 years ago
When will t’rump’s tweet book be out? Actually, it might be a fun read…
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
If I didn’t write it, I don’t read it.
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
Any Pynchon novel is like a Proust novel: great to take to the beach if you don’t intend to do any reading.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Oh, the horror! —A grammatical error in the Finch vampire vignette!
Where can I get me one of those Reading the Comics electron microscopes?
fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Come on. Atticus would be a vampire SLAYER.
“Jeb, it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird. Unless it’s a vampire mockingbird. When you kill one of those, cut its head off and stuff its beak full of garlic so it STAYS dead!”