Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 24, 2020
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Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson summer reading man: i'm enjoying the new amazon kindle and it's great vampire/zombie/robot app that lets you turn any book into a vampire, zom-bie or robot novel.* who knew atticus finch would make such a cool vampire? scientist: with the help of this electron microscope i'm trying to read today's comic section. all i can see clearly so far is a gigantic mark trailian squirrel. kid: i'm reading the graphic novelization of a face-book comment trans-lated in lolcats then retweeted four hun-dred billion times. it's not very compelling. a screaming comes across the sky. man 2: it's 20th century american literature week in ocean city. today we'll enjoy gravity's rainbow by thomas pynchon! *from an idea by ms. helen chappelle
Come on. Atticus would be a vampire SLAYER.
“Jeb, it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird. Unless it’s a vampire mockingbird. When you kill one of those, cut its head off and stuff its beak full of garlic so it STAYS dead!”