F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 16, 2019

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    A simple ‘no’ would work (while ‘accidentally’ overflowing his cup).

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I bet it wouldn’t cost less than a dollar.

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    Sure, as long as you leave a $15 tip.

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    Daniel Jacobson  almost 5 years ago

    I would never attempt to “impress anyone” with “how little” it would cost me to eat at home. Instead, I just eat at home, unless I have to travel.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ummmm does this mean no tip?

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    He’s leaving out the cost of labor, of course.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Plus, he can eat breakfast at home naked as well!

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    BubbleTape Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ummm, no, but i’m willing to punch you in your stupid face. how about that?

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    Go ahead Darcy, slap the $#!+ out of him!!!

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If you go back to the kitchen and cook it yourself, and clean up all the dishes

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