Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 08, 2019

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    willispate  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t mind him scrubbing his golf balls in the sink, as long as no one turns on the Garbage Disposal.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    One step at a time…first the golf balls, then the dishes!

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    A toothbrush?

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    Tentoes  almost 5 years ago

    Surely you don’t expect him to play with dirty golf balls!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    How did he get them so dirty, since he loses several every game?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Those golf balls look more like misformed pigeon eggs. No wonder he can’t sink a putt.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    He must be like my former F-I-L.

    I’d shank one in the woods. He’d go look for it and come out with two handfuls.

    “Any of these yours?”

    They never were.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    I would his balls – er – those balls would see enough water at the golf course.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 5 years ago

    He should get Carl Spackler to show him how to use the ball washer sometime

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Last time I played golf, there were ball washers at certain tees—basically two bristle brushes and a handle for moving the ball up and down between them.

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