Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Lucky you – some Joker brought me the Cesar Romero salad.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I asked for a Waldorf salad and just got heckled by two Muppets

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    My wife and I ordered a Let us wedge salad and split the bill.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    “Waiter, you brought me an empty salad bowl!”

    “I’m sorry, but that is the Where’s Waldorf Salad!”

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    ChucklinChuck  almost 5 years ago

    I wanted to order the chef’s salad, but it was toque much.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ummm where’s the baseball?

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    Just don’t order the spin itch salad.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I asked for a mixed greens salad and they brought me a bowl full of also ran candidates…

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Slide salads aren’t bad.

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    I tried to order the chef’s salad, but the waitress said he’d already finished it.

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