Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Forget the concert – Mama told me not to come, anyway.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, budget control.

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    How can people be so heartless?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There’s no joy to the world for them.

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    They would do better if they were out in the country.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    GRRRRRRRR!

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    ptnjbrown  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a good thing that lots of fans buy tickets to Three Dog Night. Because " One is the loneliest number"

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He can’t get any “tix” with the flea collar on. Pastis must be envious.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oy vey…

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    Go watch The Big Chill instead.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    OK, that pun gobsmacked me.

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    fgerbil46  almost 5 years ago

    Groan! (Rim shot, please.)

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    I saw them live

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    He’d just be disappointed to find out it’s a rock concert. not an orgy.

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    El Cobbo Grande  almost 5 years ago

    I thought Tix was fer kids ?

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    The instructions and warnings for the collar were all there in Black and White.

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    lager.lager.lager  almost 5 years ago

    best brevity this year

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