Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 07, 2019

It’s been done.

https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2018/11/04

The brown container doesn’t help.

In all seriousness, I feel like unicorn poo really would make good conditioner.

can Unipoo also work on non-unicorn manes like, say, on goblins’ hair?

Hey, if there’s a Mane & Tail shampoo - and there is --

Well “poo” on you, Marigold! (Seriously though, does she look hot or what?)

Yeppers. Don’t use fake stuff like SHAM poo…

I’m not sure “Shamcorn” would have been an improvement.

Marigold is too pure for understand.

Huh… I always thought this is what ‘Uni-Poo’ was… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

Marigold seemed like the kind of unicorn who would’ve used the word “portmanteau”!

Is that it looks you’re promoting an laxative.

That…is an unfortunate name. The marketing unicorn who came up with that probably should be fired.

Good luck with sales. You’re gonna need it.

If the target audience is Unicorns, it could work.

A friend reports that way back in the antediluvian when tech companies were writing their own versions of Unix, the marketers where she worked (a company whose name started with ‘P’) decided to release “Penix”. Yes, they did. And completely failed, she said, to understand why everybody in the meeting was snickering or ROFLing or whatever. For what it’s worth, they did eventually see the light.

Another in the long list of product naming failures, among which was the Spanish Chevy Nova (translation: No Go); and “body by Fisher”, proud slogan for a number of years of I think GM cars, which, in one language, translated into “corpse by Fisher.” Sigh. As a local columnist says, “Write carefully!”

In Piers Anthony’s Apprentice Adept series, unicorn poop is said to grow magical plants (like tiger lillies that purr).

Phoebe certainly seems to be getting a SENSIBLE CHUCKLE from that magazine!

From what I understand, wouldn’t Unipoo have likelihood of making your hair rainbow colored?

What ever waste products come out of a unicorn is delicious for humans to eat. No, really!

Just one poo?

I think Phoebe is confusing Unicornpoo with unicorn pooP.

https://totallythebomb.com/make-unicorn-poop

I prefer it how on weekdays, Phoebe’s hair shine is colored brown. When it’s painted white like in here, it looks like her hair needs some conditioner.

uni poo mari

I wonder if there is also a Marigold shower gel? I wonder what she would call that…

In the 1950’s and ‘60s, the Block Drug Company {Cosmetic Distributors division} marketed a dry shampoo called “Minipoo”….which needed no water to make one’s hair cleaner and shinier. It looked like this: https://i.etsystatic.com/6522739/r/il/633516/2470474417/il_794xN.2470474417_khgd.jpg

Marigold looks so beautiful.