Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 02, 2011
Transcript:
Gramma Evie: Holly, you can't substitute CLIFFS NOTES for actually reading a classic like "JANE EYRE." Holly: Why not? Gramma Evie: Bronte's writing is BRILLIANT! The language is WONDERFUL! Gramma Evie: And besides, if you only read the Cliffs-Notes...you'll miss the sex scenes. FLIP FLIP FLIP
i_am_the_jam about 13 years ago
But that’s the only part she’s going to read now…
brick10 about 13 years ago
Good luck on that hunt!
kreole about 13 years ago
Maybe I should read it……………
HeckleMeElmo about 13 years ago
That trick works only once, Gramma.
hildigunnurr Premium Member about 13 years ago
The_JAM - well she has to find them first…
Randyincv about 13 years ago
Age and Treachery will ALWAYS Overcome Youth and Skill.
flowerladytoo about 13 years ago
LOL! Brilliant. By the time Holly realizes she’s been had….she will be interested in the book and won’t be able to stop reading.
Yukoneric about 13 years ago
Suckered into that one……….
Starrman69 about 13 years ago
Sex waaay back then isn’t the same…but she was the precursor to the issues that women have this very day….
BakaBard about 13 years ago
ladyfingers86: Shakespeare’s FILLED with sex and dirty language - read “Much Ado About Nothing” keeping in mind that “Nothing” was a euphemism for sex back in Shakespeare’s time: it, and “Taming” are probably his dirtiest works with LOTS of double-entendres.
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 13 years ago
Too bad they’re not reading “The Catcher in the Rye”-the whole book is pretty much a statement to rebellious, angsty, and outcast teenagers like her.
nanellen about 13 years ago
This tactic also works very well with Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales…. AND it true!
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
Slooow down, Holly, and really enjoy it. All of it.
kab2rb about 13 years ago
With grandma sneaky suggestion, will Holly be able to stay with the book?
Dillithamir about 13 years ago
ROTFL!! Thanks for the first laugh today Jan.
William Bednar Premium Member about 13 years ago
And received wisdom says “only boys, Holly’s age, are interested in sex”. Guess that old saw has been shot down!
BrianCrook about 13 years ago
In re yesterday’s discussion:
So, English class should include only books the students like? Should math class abandon algebra if no one likes it? Should U.S. History include only those parts that students like?
English class should be filled with beautiful, interesting, & well-written texts. Reading such texts increases one’s mental acuity, broadens one’s knowledge of our own & other cultures and of people, and sharpens one’s taste for beauty.
After high school, you can read anything that you want or, like most Americans, nothing at all.
vzs1022 about 13 years ago
I love to read!
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
If in doubt, appeal to her hormones!
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
If in doubt, appeal to her hormones!
J_Verschueren about 13 years ago
I’m 4 chapters in now and I have to agree the writing is really good, but that’s meta-level enjoyment. I’m still not convinced the story speaks to kids/teens Holly’s age.
If it had been required reading for me, I’d probably have gotten through it without having to force myself (because I did a lot of reading back then), but if it had been for enjoyment I probably wouldn’t have finished it, saucy bits or not.
girl_geek about 13 years ago
I read a ton of books in high school, classics and modern fiction, but I found Jane Eyre long and slow when I read it at age 16 – so I don’t blame an unmotivated 13-year-old for not wanting to read it!
annamargaret1866 about 13 years ago
BakaBard, I haven’t read any Shakespeare since high school, but I do have “Shakespeare’s Insults”. The bard was a bawd!
BrianCrook, yep!
robertdcurtis about 13 years ago
Hey.thats how my grandmother got me to read the bible.(begottens)
zebraswirls about 13 years ago
No offense to any english majors out there but, I got about half way through Wuthering Heights and stopped. I could NOT stand all of the complaining!
pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago
Granny, you sly silver fox you!
vldazzle about 13 years ago
You young people are so innocent;-P When I was Holly’s age I could find stimulation in an unabridged dictionary- seriously!