Being an AmLit major at (my little ivy league college) is like giving advanced notice to the unemployment college. (I cannot take credit. A guy a year ahead of me said that)
You can go far at Wal-Mart with a degree in “whatever”. As long as you show you have the stick-to-it-iveness to actually get a degree, they don’t really care what it’s in.
We let kids go to college using federal student loans that we guarantee will be repaid (as the taxpayers) and let 17-22 year olds get a degree in an essentially non-applicable field and not be able to find a job of substance. Then we let them whine and complain that they are broke and can’t pay off that loan while they live at mommy and daddy’s playing X-Box all day long.
At least major in something of use, and minor in the humanities that you like so much. At least that way you are more rounded.
wiatr almost 5 years ago
Not even a sight of the Golden Arches?
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Future student loan payments only…
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
Let’s see… How many centuries are we in Debt for @ this point?
Gent almost 5 years ago
Well, that means the crystal ball is working just fine.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But colleges were better before they were just money mills, weren’t they?
I’m so old, I remember when “Business” was what you went into if you DIDN’T go to college.
cdward almost 5 years ago
Truth be told, a bachelors in humanities have character (you know, that old fashioned virtue) that is often lacking in many STEM majors.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
Could be worse….. could be media studies.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
Looks like you’re going to die on the way out.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago
no, wait!….it’s starting to clear up…..I see you living in your parent’s basement
ajr58 almost 5 years ago
Being an AmLit major at (my little ivy league college) is like giving advanced notice to the unemployment college. (I cannot take credit. A guy a year ahead of me said that)
JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Or “Gender Studies.”
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
A lot of degrees people get are worthless….try finding a job….
Map_One almost 5 years ago
Hoo Rah!!
Shawn Black Premium Member almost 5 years ago
and a minor in philosophy….I am unemployed therefore I starve
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
You can go far at Wal-Mart with a degree in “whatever”. As long as you show you have the stick-to-it-iveness to actually get a degree, they don’t really care what it’s in.
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
I guess he’ll just have to go back for that Masters in Arts and Partys.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So, as it is in our society now…….
We let kids go to college using federal student loans that we guarantee will be repaid (as the taxpayers) and let 17-22 year olds get a degree in an essentially non-applicable field and not be able to find a job of substance. Then we let them whine and complain that they are broke and can’t pay off that loan while they live at mommy and daddy’s playing X-Box all day long.
At least major in something of use, and minor in the humanities that you like so much. At least that way you are more rounded.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 5 years ago
B.S. not B.A. is where’s it at! (Daddy-O!)
Senex almost 5 years ago
He didn’t wonder why she made him pay in advance?
Bill The Nuke almost 5 years ago
You’re qualified to ask “Would you like fries with that order?”
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of “Angel,” where a psychic demon fainted upon seeing that a loser literally had no future.
gileshead almost 5 years ago
Heh, this is the funniest today of what has been so-far a pretty funny bunch!