Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 31, 2019

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    From the Department of News You Can Use

    The friendly folks who brought you the Does It Fart Series have compiled a handy chart to address many of your animal fart-related questions:

    http://tinyurl.com/AnimalFartChart

    P.S. My Favorite Part was, “Squirrel-based farts are THE WORST.” (but Mother, Cousin Glenola, and #ᴀʀᴀsᴛ could have told you that)

    P.P.S. For an added thrill check out No. 63 on the list!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    The day will come and go like all others. No skittish little animal needed.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Hedges are more likely than bushhogs, or hogging on bush…. keep the hedges trimmed for some good, good trim…

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Aha! And those who originally took the inaction as laziness or lack of inspiration get their comeuppance!

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    And I like that we have a plan view and a design view of the hook-and-coupling rig. And that the two are separated by a phantom section of board. SO cool!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t wait, I’d bolt.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … Sonic has teeth…

    …so careful around the bushes…

    … 2004 bumper sticker: Lesbians For Bush…

    … I thought UnderDog saved the day?…

    …now, that’s some contraption…

    … a Rube Goldberg skirt lifter…

    …course it wasn’t exactly a real hedgehog…

    … I just petted it like was one…

    … everytime I hit the ‘space’ bar, I wonder: Is it really the final frontier?…

    …ma-am,that’s a mighty fine skirt ya got there…

    …thank you,its my favorite colour: plaid…

    … Froglandia News report: Jinxy hates meeses to peices…

    …Rams eat oats and does eat oats but little lambs eat ivy…

    …keep America great…

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Patently Lame …!

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    while waiting, the gastrocnemius · soleus · and archillies tendon part of both legs had seem to instead encounter porcupine quills when taking a few steps back

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    They’re very dependable, a species you can rely on.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 5 years ago

    The hedgehog, having ignored Edna Mode ’s admonition of “No Capes!” is stuck in the brambles awaiting his own AAA (American Animal Association) rescue.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    I’m hooked on hedgehogs.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    This has been done, proleptically in accordance with thy word! I myself with my little eyes beheld a hedgehog emerge from beneath a bush, scurry along (well, maybe it was more like saunter along) for few meters, and then dive into the coverage of another bush. And this cursus was repeated the next day!

    Also, just in case, over on That Social Networking Site, I have from just a few days ago an image of a mother hedgehog carrying her young by clenching the nape of its neck in her jaws. In case of dire need, I could provide an electronic link to that hedgehog.

    Just stay clear of hedgefundinvestors, a very different breed, vermin, no less….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Looking for Mr. Goodbar…the hingeman…Lunatic frindgeman.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Frog Applause kind of reminds me of the smell of Molecules of Freedom.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    I like hedgehogs. repeatedly….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Urgent, Urgent, Urgency ..urgent, urgent, emergency. Will hedgehog #36 please emerge from bush as production is experiencing a an overrun on the set.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    I’m waiting. I’m waiting. I’m waiting….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Watch, watch, watch… hey buddy, got the time?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … no new F.A. today!?!…

    … that’s bullfrog, man! Pure bullfrog!…

    … (though I do hope Teresa is ok)…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … https://youtu.be/nv33eaygVDQ …

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Jeremiah was a hedgehog, was a good friend of mine…

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    OMG! Maybe the Rogue Hedgehogs have kidnapped Sister and are holding her for ransom!

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