The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for June 18, 2019

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    Ida No  almost 5 years ago

    “I’m not motioning for you to pass me, I’m having a heart attack and am waving for help.”

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, I get a reduction in my insurance if I take a driving course for senior citizens. $75 for the course. Insurance reduction is $10/year. I recoup the $75 in the hereafter maybe?

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    “Professional driver closed course. Do not attempt”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    You should see me race down the hallways with my walker…OOOOOOMPH

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    The GPS is wrong.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hey! You’ll be there too one day if you’re lucky.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, as slow as some of them drive, you can easily get close enough to read them.

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    Sophomoric bumper stickers for seniors.

    Aren’t stereotypes fun? 8^)

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