My gastro doctor told me to take a fiber supplement. It is a brown powder that looks like (and I suspect tastes like) ground up cardboard and sawdust. I call it “termite food.”
The cellulose is actually digested by microorganisms in their gut. I’m looking forward to the day those organisms mutate to being able to digest plastic.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
Are the toothpicks free?
Marblemouth almost 5 years ago
It must have been a dinner table.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
My gastro doctor told me to take a fiber supplement. It is a brown powder that looks like (and I suspect tastes like) ground up cardboard and sawdust. I call it “termite food.”
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
The cellulose is actually digested by microorganisms in their gut. I’m looking forward to the day those organisms mutate to being able to digest plastic.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
At some “all-you-can-eat” restaurants, the table may be the tastiest item.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
They are going to be charged extra for the table.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Do Jewish termites celebrate Passover with a cedar?
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Now, you’d think this restaurant would have considered that might happen.
sandflea almost 5 years ago
Those little buggers need some table manners.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
Is it surf & turf: teak & crab apple?
Digital Frog almost 5 years ago
Termite walks into a pub and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
tbubble almost 5 years ago
We said we wanted a table for three.