Not too long after I got divorced from my first wife she came to realize that I wasn’t as bad as she thought (maybe the other guys out there had more negatives and fewer positives than I did) and she made overtures about getting back together. I diplomatically declined.
Otto Knowbetter almost 5 years ago
Don’t ask him what the scalpel is for.
finkd almost 5 years ago
She got the gold mine, he got the shaft.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
We have divided things, she keeps everything and I keep the debts.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Ha! You have to ASK?
rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He got half the furniture!
Stocky One almost 5 years ago
It was a split decision…
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
For most divorced couples I know, the break-up was rather amicable, getting lawyers involved only to make sure everything was legal.
In fact, I know one couple that has resumed dating. Apparently they love each other, but just can’t live together.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Been there, pal. Want to borrow my chainsaw?
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
It was 50-50, good and bad, depends on which way you look at it.
magicwalnut Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Makes me wonder if my ex still has my favorite chair.
lagoulou almost 5 years ago
Must you ask?
pcmcdonald almost 5 years ago
I saw what you mean.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
She also got a piece of his mind. [OUCH!]
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
“If I’d’ve known it could’ve cost me THIS much, I wouldn’t have cheated on her with them…and him…and it.”
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I guess she got the chainsaw, huh?
edreajr almost 5 years ago
Not too long after I got divorced from my first wife she came to realize that I wasn’t as bad as she thought (maybe the other guys out there had more negatives and fewer positives than I did) and she made overtures about getting back together. I diplomatically declined.
wwward1948 almost 5 years ago
The kids were Solomaned.