B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 01, 2019

I wish to have a HUGE impacting experience tonight

Re-Lax. The “Big One” won’t happen for another 250 million years. You got a little time………,

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner

That is what I truly wish to be

Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner

Everyone would be in love

Oh everyone would be in love

Everyone would be in love with me

Proof positive that the Dinosaurs died out because they got “Stoned”, take that as a warning kids….

It’s the big one, Elizabeth! I’m coming to join you!

First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. Please don’t kill me.

Yeah, don’t be the big one. Save it for later.

Star light, star bright, please don’t let it be THAT comet Tonighttttttt………..

I wish I may, I wish I might, not be turned into fuel tonight

who told that dino that ‘the big one’ was coming?

Worrying doesn’t help you much. Every day that I don’t get hit by an asteroid is a good day.

What’s that got to do with this toon?…..oh, btw, don’t quit your day job

Too bad there aren’t any of those sweet veggie eating dinos around!!!

Nice.

2019PDC?

It seems that the infection by an artificially altered brain parasite has really increased their intelligence.

Most of the time his wish comes true.