Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 03, 2019

What could possibly go wrong? (Is this going to be the end of Agnes? LOL!)

Jump cut to Agnes and Trout standing at the entrance of the trailer park watching it all burn to the ground.

shocking I tell you. it was totally shocking

Grandma aint going to like this at all

I think they might be all right. I’ll go test this out.

I have an uncle who electrocuted himself doing something similar (if not quite such an obvious mistake). Fortunately, the current made his arm muscles contract, pulling the drill away from the wire; also fortunately, my dad dropped by and found him dazed (and my aunt either clueless or in denial), and drove him to the hospital, where it was discovered his kidneys had shut down. In fact the contraction of his arm muscles was so violent his shoulder was seriously injured, and for a while doctors thought he might lose the arm. Moral: DON’T DO THAT!!!

Alas, the inevitable disasters of lack of parenting and adult supervision.

Yikes!

Boy, Agnes’ hair is going to be really frizzy.

Go for it guys.. with luck it may make you sterile and unable to have children that would inherit your wisdom.

Agnes!! No! Just NO!! Bad idea! Very, very, very bad idea! Electricity is not a toy! You don’t want to be a Darwin Award winner!

Obviously, these girls spend way too much time on their own.

I was going to say they should learn about turning the electricity off, but pretty soon there will be no electricity to worry about.

Obviously a much older house. But very funny!

Experience is the best teacher but charges the highest tuition.

Does a ’59 appliance have a three-wire plug?

Watch Agnes burn.