Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 26, 2019

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    willispate  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll get a dozen donuts and a cup of coffee. that’ll help Ralph calm down.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Been to Walmart…amazing the stuff that they have locked up!

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    Ralph is getting old, he’s already stubborn and grumpy.

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    gbars70  almost 5 years ago

    Take Queen Elsa’s advice and Let it Go.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    Probably the idea is that they are preventing people from spraying it in the store and then YOU buy it and it’s half empty.

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    joegee  almost 5 years ago

    Probably so toddlers don’t spray it in their eyes at the pool/beach while mom and dad are busy keeping an eye on the older sibs, playing in the water.

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe they are afraid of stupid people spraying sunscreen in their eyes, or huffing it. Not that there are any stupid people in this strip.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    Ever hear of egregious lawsuits, Ralph???

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    To protect the kids, Ralph. But I totally sympathize!

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Everything is secure now. I need a knife and pliers to open my cottage cheese container.

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    oldsmkysyvr  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Honeybunch is a mad sunscreen sprayer.

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    JHL1  almost 5 years ago

    It’s actually so it doesn’t accidentally spray in transit. It would suck if you put it in your bag and it sprays all over your towels, snacks, etc.

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    Wise1  almost 5 years ago

    According to the local store manager the reason the shelves in all departments are empty is due to shoplifting. I suggested that Walmart just lock up the entire store. Than the shelves will have inventory for ever!

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
    He should have used the sunscreen BEFORE he got sunstroke.
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    sueiabold Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yesterday I was standing in the check-out line at Target behind a woman buying Silly String. The register flagged the purchase – she had to prove she was over 21 (she was in her 60’s). Really? Silly String?

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    LrdSlvrhnd  almost 5 years ago

    OR, perhaps it’s maybe so it doesn’t accidentally spray all over everything in the beach bag while you’re carrying it, possibly, and actually has nothing to do with security (other than the security of knowing that you’re not going to reach into your bag and have your towel and book covered in sunscreen, I guess).

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