Adam wakes up and points to Eve and asks God, “What’s That?” God explains that Eve is a woman. “What am I supposed to do with her?” So God says, “Adam, you know that I created the birds and the bees …” and has “the talk” with Adam.
So the next morning, God finds Adam walking in the garden, he gives him a wink and a nudge and says, “So Adam, how did it go last night?”
Adam looked at God and said, “OK, I guess, but I have one question.” “What’s that Adam?” “Lord, what’s a headache?”
You know, fella, you REALLY don’t want to go there.. .you know, where men decided their home was their castle, and the little woman . . .yada, yada, yada. . .
blunebottle almost 5 years ago
Your wedding day, right?
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Walt had better start running.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of the old joke.
Adam wakes up and points to Eve and asks God, “What’s That?” God explains that Eve is a woman. “What am I supposed to do with her?” So God says, “Adam, you know that I created the birds and the bees …” and has “the talk” with Adam.
So the next morning, God finds Adam walking in the garden, he gives him a wink and a nudge and says, “So Adam, how did it go last night?”
Adam looked at God and said, “OK, I guess, but I have one question.” “What’s that Adam?” “Lord, what’s a headache?”
Marvin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Was that the first day Aunty could form words as a toddler, Walt?
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
Walt, I think you were probably unconscious… and you may be again real soon…
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
♫ To dream the impossible dream….♫
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
Letters, you’re gonna get letters. ‘’Adam: Stand Back Eve, I don’t know how big this gets"…..Fill in the lead up folks
kathybear almost 5 years ago
F*** off you old S.O.B.
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
You know, fella, you REALLY don’t want to go there.. .you know, where men decided their home was their castle, and the little woman . . .yada, yada, yada. . .
pcolli almost 5 years ago
Aunty’s biography.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh boy…should be some fallout over this one!
tgt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rude.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Walt deserves better!!
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Then Auntie came out of her medically induced coma.
Chris Sherlock almost 5 years ago
Not speaking from personal experience are you, Walt?