Tom Toles for April 03, 2019

Trump ran in 2016 on a PROMISE that he would build a great wall and Mexico would pay for it. There is not going to be a wall and whatever there is, U.S. TAXPAYERS will pay for.

Now Trump is planning to run in 2020 on HEALTHCARE. “Trust me,” he says. When he reveals the plan, at the right time, it will be bigger, better and cheaper than Obamacare.

Mexico ain’t gonna pay for no wall.

Trump has NO HEALTHCARE PLAN.

It is the Trump “University” fraud all over again.

“Trumpcare” will do for health care what Trump “University” did for higher education.

Trump is a CON man.

How many gullible suckers will fall for his newest scam?

How many Charlie Browns are out there who believe that this time — THIS TIME! — Lucy is going to let him kick that football a mile?

It’s the same one they use when a horse breaks its leg.

I learned as a child never to trust ANYONE who says “Trust me”.

His “plan” will kill millions.

Take two Aspirins and call me after the 2020 election.

Thieving Republicans will take away your health care and give the money to Republican donors. They don’t care about Americans, they love money.

Orange you ashamed we have a president who can not say the word origins?

Colbert

We need conservative leadership that realizes that a healthy, well-educated workforce is an asset and also will not risk losing habitat to climate change. I wish we had a conservative party.

Trump Care has the cure! What is it? Trump will only let you in on it after the next Presidential election. Assuming he wins it, that is.

Please.. just trust me one more time..

I guess we can file healthcare reform under the “Promises Kept” list now?

“Only the best health care just like all the best people I’ve got working for me.”

There’s an old adage about a man acting as his own lawyer. To paraphrase, a man who must act as his own doctor has an incompetent for a physician and a fool as a patient. However, in fairness, it should be said that perhaps he had no choice in the matter since it has been thrust upon him by an incompetent president and fools of the Senate.

Subpoena for Mueller Report and Documents Approved by House Judiciary Committee

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/03/us/politics/mueller-report-subpoena-house.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR3N-LgmuCnjRKKtmWeTmC1wqjUTouqrVioabCKdne8jbSnZf3pR6SfVAP8

Free bone spurs with every bottle of snake oil!

ditto

1: If he says it and it sounds good: It’s a lie

2: If he says it and it sound divisive, bigoted, sexist, phobic, immoral, treasonous or racist: He believes it and will “work” (his definition) to make it happen.

3: There is no 3rd point.