Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 08, 2019

As my avatar demonstrates, there is one where Ozy and Millie are humans.

“I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!”

One Phoebe is more than enough for the world to have to survive.

Surprised that Marigold didn’t use a contraction in her comeback. She has a tendency to do so when miffed…

Did anyone order an insulted unicorn?

Marygold looks so insulted just from the idea.

A Unicorn as a human? Oh, the insult!

Wow…A unicorn as a human. Someone should write a book, or make a movie like that.

Neither of them seem to remember that last year Phoebe was found Not Guilty of the charge of being human in Unicorn Court. That means that Marigold’s comeback does make sense.

Dana is not a fan of Equestria Girls.

Could an infinite number of monkeys in an infinite number of dimensions write and draw this comic strip? (SOME comic strips appear to be written and drawn by ONE monkey…..)

Maybe there’s one where Phoebe is a Unique-Orn!

Maybe Rick Sanchez will care to clarify… ;)

Awkward! Phoebe meant that as a compliment.

Maybe there’s a world in which Marigold is human and Phoebe is a unicorn, but humans are the spectacular, near-mythical creatures, while orns (both common and unique) are just somewhat-intelligent ungulates.

If a human became a unicorn, would it still be stupid?

Is this the the cue for Phoebe to have a dream sequence where she and Marigold trade bodies?

Marigold should cast a spell to make Phoebe a unicorn and Marigold a human. It would be interesting to see how they act.

Well, REALLY Phoebe! You SHOULDA known better!!!!

Maybe there’s one where we’re all human. I think I’d like that…

The last panel does the error of erroneous parallels. Not impossible things just probable to improbable.

I read Marigold’s comment in panel three before anything else and momentarily thought is was taking place in a parallel reality where Phoebe was the unicorn and Marigold was the human.

omg YEEESSSS i so want to see marigold as a human ;)

And if we give each one of them a typewriter we can get those doggoned works of Shakespeare written that everybody tries to get monkeys to do…

Here, Marigold: “Maybe there is one where you are a goblin!”

Phoebe, don’t make Mari doubt her unique-orn-ness!

Out There Theory: Phoebe is NOT a human

Maybe there’s a parallel universe where they’re both characters in a comic strip and a bunch of humans are making wisecracks in the comment section.

BURMA!