Three patients at an asylum were leaning on a fence watching others pay baseball. A bird flew over and dropped a big one on the bald guy’s head. The fellow on his right said, “Omigosh! I’ll go get some tissue!” and took off. The guy on his left said, “He’s REALLY crazy… by the time he gets back, that bird’ll be two miles away!”
This joke is older than I am. Originally the piano player had a pet monkey, which peed in a patron’s beer. Said patron walks over to the piano and says, “Do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?” Etc.
Little Caesar about 5 years ago
Three patients at an asylum were leaning on a fence watching others pay baseball. A bird flew over and dropped a big one on the bald guy’s head. The fellow on his right said, “Omigosh! I’ll go get some tissue!” and took off. The guy on his left said, “He’s REALLY crazy… by the time he gets back, that bird’ll be two miles away!”
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 5 years ago
Brookins and Macnelly must be really hard up for ideas to dredge up that turkey. That “joke” was old when their grandfathers told it.
silverking1953 about 5 years ago
Yeah, but it’s still funny. :)
Fred about 5 years ago
off key and all…
beach004 about 5 years ago
This joke is older than I am. Originally the piano player had a pet monkey, which peed in a patron’s beer. Said patron walks over to the piano and says, “Do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?” Etc.
mommadillo about 5 years ago
Somebody has to introduce the younger generation to the classics, I guess.
lbhorton about 5 years ago
That gag was old when I was young
comixbomix about 5 years ago
He’s on a roll…
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Oh give me a home … where the buffalo roam … and the toilet paper don’t stick to my skates …
1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hey, Loon — can you play far, far away? 8^)
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Sounds like a country song.
dragonbite about 5 years ago
Ba da dum! cymbals
wiatr about 5 years ago
Nobody has asked why Loon is wearing skates? Is it so he can roll in on landing?
rugeirn about 5 years ago
Don’t look up a song called “Toilet paper on my shoe” by “The Toilet Paper Cleaners”. You’ll regret it.