Clay Bennett for March 24, 2019

How long did it take for the English to put King George away?

Let’s see the full thing.

Trump … cuckoo? Or cuckoo like a fox?

He’s cuckoo. Blame the Adderall.

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Ask not for whom the cuckoo tweets, it tweets for thee.

(Apologies to John Donne)

April 25, 2016: "Don’t worry, I’ll give it up after I’m president. We won’t tweet anymore. I don’t know. Not presidential.” D. J. trump.

Will it be the ‘blue bird of happiness’ for Trump or for the country?

The bird is slightly coo coo, coming out and singing at 20 minutes after, and not on the hour.

A coo coo bird is harmless and a bit amusing. This “president” is neither.

The Internet had so much promise, it’s a shame to see it being used to spread gossip, innuendo, misinformation, uniformed-opinions, lies, political propaganda, and rants. Now you need to do some research and critical thinking to discern fact from fiction.

There was a time when the President of the United States would address the nation directly via radio or television. I could listen to him, gauge his words and demeanor, evaluate his ideas and plans as he stated them, and compare to his actual actions and leadership. Since I don’t twitter or tweet (and I really don’t have to as they’re reported and shown with almost depressing regularity), I get them second-hand. Since they rarely make any sense, and bear little or no relation to his actual conduct, I typically dismiss them. I wonder what would happen if everyone simply stopped following them; rather like ignoring a child’s tantrum. Might be worth a try.

Excellent toon today.

Actually crooked lie machine Trump has not tweeted for a day,

busy taking apart the Mueller report so he will know what to lie about I suppose.

Exactamundo, Clay!

Mr Bennett, you say so much more with no words than many of your contemporaries when they fill up an entire page. Keep up the great work.

The little brain, the little hands, the small mouth, the itsey bitsey nose makes a twitter head-in-chief.. St. Elizabeth the psychiatric hospital is only 7 1/2 miles from the White House all the easier for the butterfly brigade to come get him giving the people of America lasting respite.

http://stelizabethshospitalresidency.org/home

Tweet, tweet goes the cuckoo cuckoo in the white house.

Trump Store features White House on new merch

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Launched yesterday, four items in the cherry-blossom collection depict the White House alongside the hotel

While the Trump Store claims its all-new cherry-blossom collection is “inspired by the Trump International Hotel Washington, D.C.”, many items depict another Pennsylvania Avenue landmark as well—the White House.

Debuting yesterday (the first day of spring), the line features about 11 new items for sale at TrumpStore.com, at least four of which depict Donald Trump’s current residence as well as his D.C. hotel.

https://zacheverson.substack.com/p/trump-store-features-white-house

A clock constantly striking conveys no useful information.

Russian Air Force Planes Land in Venezuela Carrying Troops: ReportA flight-tracking website showed that two planes left from a Russian military airport bound for Caracas on Friday, and another flight-tracking site showed that one plane left Caracas on Sunday

https://www.haaretz.com/world-news/russian-air-force-planes-land-in-venezuela-carrying-troops-report-1.7047639?fbclid=IwAR1e0v6HsP29qJnIRDU1Af9BK1TNCavb5Pxk3jf9mi_P4KdlRmMFSQgRuoM

Yes, there is a cuckoo in the White House.

The Mueller report is out and apparently, trumpie is not only innocent, he maybe the Messiah. May vary, depending on who you listen to. Now Mr. Mueller can get back to what’s important, puttering in the garden and taking the grandkids fishing.

Perhaps one of the other 14 investigations into criminal Trump will take it seriously.

For the first time in my life, I hate bluebirds, especially coming out of the WH! Bada Bing Bada Bang!

Mueller report is out. Is the bird crowing?

All that will change come November 2020

He left out the caption: “Cuckoo, cuckoo…”