Dad writing a check to the university (or paying for a new building) is a perfectly legal LEGACY ADMISSION — Affirmative Action for rich white guys.
Dad writing a check to bribe someone to falsify an SAT test or Photoshop a stock photo with your kid’s face on a real athlete while bribing the coach to play along is illegal Affirmative Action for those who want Affirmative Action for rich white kids — at a discounted rated. Illegal on a technicality.
Time for a new college lesson:
Those who have submitted falsified applications now pending: REJECT
Those who have been accepted based on falsified applications and now attending? EXPEL
Those who were accepted on falsified applications and graduated: REVOKE DIPLOMAS
There are some claiming that the kids didn’t know. Give me a break. But, OK, if you really fall for that scam, then there is still an important lesson to learn: you get something you didn’t earn because of your parents? YOU LOSE EVERYTHING because of those same parents. Take it up with them.
NPR interviewed a bunch of kids yesterday about this. One said he was taking a course in SAT exams, and had to study a WHOLE HOUR – every night! He said he couldn’t wait to get to college, because high school was too hard.
Another one said he LOVED to learn – he watched YouTube videos and learned SO MUCH! Honest to Cat, that’s what he said.
This has me feeling fairly guilty. I have long suspected that I got into Northwestern because my cousin was on the faculty. At least, at every high school reunion, I have been accused of that by our class valedictorian, who didn’t. But then, I did graduate cum laude, so maybe not….
Doanld Trump is too stupid to realize that he only got into prestigious schools because his money-laundering career criminal father bought him into them. Don Jr. and Eric are too stupid too realize that they only got into prestigious schools because their money-laundering career criminal father bought them into them. But I’m holding out the tad bit of hope for Ivanka!
DD Wiz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Dad writing a check to the university (or paying for a new building) is a perfectly legal LEGACY ADMISSION — Affirmative Action for rich white guys.
Dad writing a check to bribe someone to falsify an SAT test or Photoshop a stock photo with your kid’s face on a real athlete while bribing the coach to play along is illegal Affirmative Action for those who want Affirmative Action for rich white kids — at a discounted rated. Illegal on a technicality.
Time for a new college lesson:
Those who have submitted falsified applications now pending: REJECT
Those who have been accepted based on falsified applications and now attending? EXPEL
Those who were accepted on falsified applications and graduated: REVOKE DIPLOMAS
There are some claiming that the kids didn’t know. Give me a break. But, OK, if you really fall for that scam, then there is still an important lesson to learn: you get something you didn’t earn because of your parents? YOU LOSE EVERYTHING because of those same parents. Take it up with them.
Dtroutma about 5 years ago
Alfred’s got a lot more on the ball than Bonespurs and clan, so why not Yale?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
Amazing to see what a touchstone Alfred E. Newman has become in our culture. Far beyond the confines of MAD Magazine.
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
Don’t worry, Alfred. No, no. What, me worry? Not on your life. Potrzebie!
Display about 5 years ago
And all the while there are kids wanting to learn but can’t get in. That’s the real crime.
wcorvi about 5 years ago
NPR interviewed a bunch of kids yesterday about this. One said he was taking a course in SAT exams, and had to study a WHOLE HOUR – every night! He said he couldn’t wait to get to college, because high school was too hard.
Another one said he LOVED to learn – he watched YouTube videos and learned SO MUCH! Honest to Cat, that’s what he said.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hey, it worked for the shrub…
magicwalnut Premium Member about 5 years ago
This has me feeling fairly guilty. I have long suspected that I got into Northwestern because my cousin was on the faculty. At least, at every high school reunion, I have been accused of that by our class valedictorian, who didn’t. But then, I did graduate cum laude, so maybe not….
gammaguy about 5 years ago
He has his acceptance locked in.
nomomaniacs about 5 years ago
A future leader of America.
brwydave Premium Member about 5 years ago
Move along, nothing to worry about here.
DeepState about 5 years ago
I thought that was George Bush!
Godfreydaniel about 5 years ago
Doanld Trump is too stupid to realize that he only got into prestigious schools because his money-laundering career criminal father bought him into them. Don Jr. and Eric are too stupid too realize that they only got into prestigious schools because their money-laundering career criminal father bought them into them. But I’m holding out the tad bit of hope for Ivanka!
errolm1937 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Always thought that would be George W.-but now it’s WORSE!
Concretionist about 5 years ago
It ain’t easy to get AEN’s eyes uneven like that. Good Job, Mike!
Redd Panda about 5 years ago
Alfred E. Newman lives! Huzzah! God must love idiots, he made so many of us.
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hey, didn’t I see this guy wondering the grounds at Harvard and Princeton too?