Couldn’t hurt! (Well, then again…)
It came from the Swiss Army, after all they have instruments beyond just their knife. And you can take it home to trim your hedges after the surgery too!
Looks like something for the ‘after life’.
It looks a bit like a Bird of Paradise flower.
Why do you think they call it a medical practice .
I keep one in the kitchen and a second in the car.
Looks kind of like Opus’ turnip twaddler.
Wake him up and let him see the tool. THAT will get his heart rate up!
Is the one in front going to open him up with a can opener?
Comes complete with a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray.
I would say that it can do most anything * except * whirl! ;o)
It’s a Swiss Army scalpel.
Good thing the patient isn’t awake for this. Even Bleeb is hiding behind the sheet – hoping nothing gets on him.
It has to have been sitting around for decades – note the the thick, black cord…
Looks like it’s more for post-mort harvesting!
What you reckon that things is?
Well, that cork screw might be helpful in pullin’ the heart out.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
If he comes to long enough to see that it sure ought to get his heart rate up ! Blood Pressure should increase pretty quick!
August 21, 2015
Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago
Couldn’t hurt! (Well, then again…)
Stevefk about 5 years ago
It came from the Swiss Army, after all they have instruments beyond just their knife. And you can take it home to trim your hedges after the surgery too!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Looks like something for the ‘after life’.
okiejoe about 5 years ago
It looks a bit like a Bird of Paradise flower.
wirepunchr about 5 years ago
Why do you think they call it a medical practice .
Norris66 about 5 years ago
I keep one in the kitchen and a second in the car.
katzenbooks45 about 5 years ago
Looks kind of like Opus’ turnip twaddler.
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
Wake him up and let him see the tool. THAT will get his heart rate up!
chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is the one in front going to open him up with a can opener?
Nate England about 5 years ago
Comes complete with a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray.
joefearsnothing about 5 years ago
I would say that it can do most anything * except * whirl! ;o)
Bob Blumenfeld about 5 years ago
It’s a Swiss Army scalpel.
Perkycat about 5 years ago
Good thing the patient isn’t awake for this. Even Bleeb is hiding behind the sheet – hoping nothing gets on him.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
It has to have been sitting around for decades – note the the thick, black cord…
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 5 years ago
Looks like it’s more for post-mort harvesting!
ascha35-gocomics about 5 years ago
What you reckon that things is?
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Well, that cork screw might be helpful in pullin’ the heart out.
MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Space & Kitten about 5 years ago
If he comes to long enough to see that it sure ought to get his heart rate up ! Blood Pressure should increase pretty quick!