Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 07, 2019

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    Perhaps that’s part of his appeal.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    He can tell he’ll make some good bread with her.

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    I imagine them in a bedroom like peeled bananas.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He just needs to stay out in the sun more.

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      about 5 years ago

    He will get a whole lot of potassium.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 5 years ago

    She’s a ripe old banana.

    Take care and may God bless.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I think they will split soon.

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    domscom  about 5 years ago

    They just find each other appealing.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    I foresee a split ahead as he works in an ice cream shop and it’s just a matter of time before he matures. As for her job in a bread factory it doesn’t work out too well either.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    A MASH made in heaven. How aPEELING!

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    ptnjbrown  about 5 years ago

    Nothing but a young Banana taking his “Nana” for a walk.

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    As I was getting ready to start college far away, my mom was trying to teach me the “finer points” of shopping in the grocery store. She says she kept getting looks that inferred, “What are you doing with such a YOUNG man??!! For shame!!!” Still, I’ve never bought a bad cantaloupe, so all’s well!

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    enderchap  about 5 years ago

    It ain’t easy being green.

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    Nuliajuk  about 5 years ago

    She’s just gotten sweeter with age… they’re jealous.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    And he’s terrible at the high hurdles.

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  about 5 years ago

    Yeah he sure is stiff.

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    jless  about 5 years ago

    All bananas should watch this, you’ll be young longer:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12R_3aUxl7s

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    wknehans  about 5 years ago

    Bananas have cougars too? Who knew?

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    BrookFan  about 5 years ago

    She is definitely showing her age.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Dang those liver-spots giving away her age!

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