Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 07, 2019

His kids shouldn’t have rub him the wrong way.

Definitely not a textured ceiling!

No doubt Dad will hit the roof when he finds out!

Hopefully the kids developed a heightened awareness of their behavior….

I used to tell my rug rats that I was going to wet their lips and stick them to the windows.

I hate clingy children!

Brevity and Off the Mark art at the top of their game today.

Take care and may God bless.

Maybe if mom had lots of hair, but as a dad I preferred wool to get a charge.

Then the PC police came along and told her she could only send them to their rooms.

I’ll bet she never uses safety pins.

Paula better be careful or she will be stuck to a wall or the ceiling. She’s getting as much of a static charge as all of the kids.

If they’ve been particularly bad, they also get spanked while they’re up there. Just some ceiling whacks, and they get the message.