1. A notorious liar: as in everybody knows your propensity for avoiding facts. You have such an unsavory reputation only strangers are misled and then not for long.
2. An incorrigible liar: as in you are impervious to correction. Even if caught in your lie and despite punishment, embarrassment or unhappiness, there is no reforming your distortions of the truth.
3. An inveterate liar: as in you are the victim of firmly fixed and deep rooted habits. Telling untruths is as frequent and customary as brushing your teeth or waking up.
4. A congenital liar: as in you have such a long history of persistent falsification that you can only suspect you started when you were in your mother’s womb.
5. A chronic liar: as in you never stop lying. You lie continually, not occasionally or frequently but all the time.
6. A pathological liar: as in you are not concerned with the difference between truth or falsehood. You do not distinguish between fact and fantasy. Your lying is a disease.
7. An unconscionable liar: as in you are completely without regret or even a conscience. No matter what misery your lies may cause your innocent victims, you never feel the slightest twinge of guilt.
8. A glib liar: as in you are possessed of a lively imagination and a ready tongue. You can distort facts as smoothly and effortlessly as you can say your name. But ironically enough, your very smoothness makes you suspect because your answers are too quick to be true.
9. An egregious liar: as in all your lies are vicious, calculated, predetermined, and cold. Your lies are so hurtful people gasp in amazement and disgust at hearing them.
I can’t wait until the day this most offal (intentional use) of human beings faces his ultimate downfall. Perhaps many wish his physical demise while in office. I don’t, I wish him to live long enough to be thoroughly humiliated in the public view and know in his heart that his legacy will forever be recorded as the term he uses for most of his detractors: A Loser. But once he is removed, and realizes his progeny and sycophant supporters will forever be marked as losers as well, he is free to make his final arrangements. And I can only hope that I will live long enough to urinate in his final depository, The Golden Toilet.
And, ladies and gentlemen, if there any left in the U.S., for his next trick, Donny the Magnificent will con the Congress into putting a wall all the way across the Canadian Border. Why, well to keep people in, of course.
crgigoux about 5 years ago
And his supporters just keep lapping it up.
Fiona D Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yeah, it gets higher and deeper every time he opens his pie-hole. I just bought a new pair of waders that go up over my head. Nailed it, Marty!
• Thomas about 5 years ago
Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus Trumpus…
1. A notorious liar: as in everybody knows your propensity for avoiding facts. You have such an unsavory reputation only strangers are misled and then not for long.
2. An incorrigible liar: as in you are impervious to correction. Even if caught in your lie and despite punishment, embarrassment or unhappiness, there is no reforming your distortions of the truth.
3. An inveterate liar: as in you are the victim of firmly fixed and deep rooted habits. Telling untruths is as frequent and customary as brushing your teeth or waking up.
4. A congenital liar: as in you have such a long history of persistent falsification that you can only suspect you started when you were in your mother’s womb.
5. A chronic liar: as in you never stop lying. You lie continually, not occasionally or frequently but all the time.
6. A pathological liar: as in you are not concerned with the difference between truth or falsehood. You do not distinguish between fact and fantasy. Your lying is a disease.
7. An unconscionable liar: as in you are completely without regret or even a conscience. No matter what misery your lies may cause your innocent victims, you never feel the slightest twinge of guilt.
8. A glib liar: as in you are possessed of a lively imagination and a ready tongue. You can distort facts as smoothly and effortlessly as you can say your name. But ironically enough, your very smoothness makes you suspect because your answers are too quick to be true.
9. An egregious liar: as in all your lies are vicious, calculated, predetermined, and cold. Your lies are so hurtful people gasp in amazement and disgust at hearing them.
10. An all of the above liar: Trump
JohnDanahy about 5 years ago
I can’t wait until the day this most offal (intentional use) of human beings faces his ultimate downfall. Perhaps many wish his physical demise while in office. I don’t, I wish him to live long enough to be thoroughly humiliated in the public view and know in his heart that his legacy will forever be recorded as the term he uses for most of his detractors: A Loser. But once he is removed, and realizes his progeny and sycophant supporters will forever be marked as losers as well, he is free to make his final arrangements. And I can only hope that I will live long enough to urinate in his final depository, The Golden Toilet.
JohnDanahy about 5 years ago
And maybe as that second shoe drops, his sentient hairpiece will be all puffed up like a scared cat as he gets the non-fake news.
cageywayne about 5 years ago
Well done M2bulls
Daeder about 5 years ago
Great cartoon! As accurate as it is ugly!
Plumb.Bob Premium Member about 5 years ago
Election in 2 years; EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
And, ladies and gentlemen, if there any left in the U.S., for his next trick, Donny the Magnificent will con the Congress into putting a wall all the way across the Canadian Border. Why, well to keep people in, of course.