Don’t let her touch any of the baby’s stuff! She’ll eat all his porridge and if she sits in his chair, it’ll fall apart! Hey, wait…..you’ve got porridge sitting at home just to cool off a little and you went out to eat while you wait? Thought y’all were just going out for a short walk.
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Inform the alarm company. She’ll be in the hoosegow by the time we finish our dinner.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Hey, the bears are supposed to have left the house to let the porridge cool down, how come they’re in a restaurant?
Nachikethass about 5 years ago
Hold the dinner! We have had some delivered free!!
therese_callahan2002 about 5 years ago
The Three Bears finally have security cameras so they can see who ate their porridge, sat in their chairs, and slept in their beds.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Which brings up the obvious question: Was Goldilocks house-broken?
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
That’s your problem, Pops. I doubt she will sleep in our beds or eat our porridge.
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
Don’t let her touch any of the baby’s stuff! She’ll eat all his porridge and if she sits in his chair, it’ll fall apart! Hey, wait…..you’ve got porridge sitting at home just to cool off a little and you went out to eat while you wait? Thought y’all were just going out for a short walk.
heathcliff2 about 5 years ago
Perhaps perchance the story was new now it would look and read more like this.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
That can happen if you have second rate insurance.
corpcasselbury about 5 years ago
Papa Bear will now call the police, and Goldilocks will find herself on an episode of “Cops”.
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 5 years ago
Quick pop, arm the doors! We’ve got dessert waiting at home.
Coyoty Premium Member about 5 years ago
They forgot all about her Airbnb rental.
bobpeters61 about 5 years ago
No need to hurry to catch her. She’ll still be there when you get home.
Chris Sherlock about 5 years ago
I’m guessing the bears got one of those Ring home security systems.
Ray Helvy Premium Member about 5 years ago
It’s curtains for you, Goldilocks…