Jeff Stahler for January 20, 2019

It reads like a police blotter.

So, do you think he will ever actually READ the books that he has (chuckle..guffaw) “Written”?

The ending is definitely not going to be “happily ever after”.

Definitely a fairy tale. Not a true word in the book.

Pilots are prone to tell “war stories,” embellished recollections of their daring aeronautical feats.

So what is the difference between a fairy tale and a war story? Fairy tales start off with “Once upon a time …” War stories start off with “No shit, this really happened …” and are also accompanied by elaborate hand gestures. If you force a pilot to sit on his hands, he probably would be unable to speak.

He’s a “Mother-SOMETHING”, but it AIN’T Mother Goose!

In his (the trumps) mind he is the savior that America has needed for eons.. and evidently has convinced Fox News.. Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter’s ilk that he (the trump) is the man to save the world.

It was a dark and Stormy night…

Preface to a Trump biography written by a geneticist: You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. Give up! With thanks to National Lampoon, Deteriorata, c. 1972

I assume there are only pictures in this book unless there is a ghost writer.

This is one tale I’d rather have avoided hearing.

‘Once upon a time in a reality far, far away’: The opening to a Sean Hannity spiel

Mr. Stahler, I would point out an error that your depiction of Donnie John’s “autobiography” actually has – to wit, there is no way any book written by Donnie John could have anywhere near the pages you show in your editorial cartoon