Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 30, 2019

“And I come to inflame your gums.”

Ginger visits kids, too, if they don’t brush properly.

Come, Ginger, bite-us.

“Wait just a minute there, Ginger. Have you met the other tooth fairy, Flossie?”

You also could be visited by bad breath fairy!

Anyone here remember the 1960’s / 70’s radio short drama (about two minutes) called “The Tooth Fairy?” Also, apparently by the same person, “Chicken Man?”

He can’t handle the tooth…

“Her teeth are like stars… they come out at night.”

Now get your teeth out of that glass over there and hand them over.

.,.and, I don’t leave money, I take it!

What a great drag queen name. Probably been done…

We had a Dachshund named Ginger, a.k.a. Ginger Bite-us.

And he might be visited later by the Irish fairy, Peri O’Dontal.

Now we know how Ginger got off of that damned island!

Oh, yes. I have those on my computer.

i’m a Mary Ann kind of guy