Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 23, 2019

How can the TV claim that when it’s got such an ancient looking antenna?

As Mr. Karn’s character used to say to Mr. Allen’s character, I don’t think so.

When we were in a weird shop, my dad asked if I wanted anything. I wanted a whip, but my dad refused to buy it for me.

Ah, yes, the cord cutting. Hope Lio’s not going to be attacked by a placenta.

TV didn’t know who he was messing with!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdtGo2Ib9oI

You both are too young to have seen “Outer Limits” TV show, right? THEY were in control of your TV…And you, as you were helpless to not watch it…

When a problem TV comes along, you must whip it!

First Garfield, now Lio have tv jokes. I love these coincidences.

The TV doesn’t have a remote chance because Lio can turn it off.

Wait…isn’t Lio still watching the TV though?

Or you can wait until Mom walks into the room and says, " Lio! What ever are you watching?!"

TV, you are NOT the boss of me!

That only works if you can hit the power button without withdrawals.

Antenna are used on tvs to pick up digital signals.

Lio, the fearless Twonky tamer!