Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 09, 2011
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Val: We need to straighten up a little... Holly: WHY? Val: Phil's coming over. I'd like to make a halfway decent impression. RRR RRRR Holly: You mean...make him think we're something we're not?? Holly: Give him a false impression of who we ARE as a family??! Holly: SHEESH, Mom. I had no idea you were so SHALLOW. RRRR RRRR Val: Since WHEN does vacuuming up moldy CHEERIOS make me SHALLOW?! Phil: I'm always just a little bit in the dark when I come here.
kreole over 13 years ago
Why is Val single? Divorced? Husband deceased? Who was he?
nanellen over 13 years ago
Her husband was killed serving the country. There was a great episode not too long ago where they all went to the cemetery, Phil went too and the last scene he promises to look after them.
Chester321 over 13 years ago
WOW!!!
llong65 over 13 years ago
not too old of a strip today…..Phil just walks in,,,must be part of the family.
ses1066 over 13 years ago
Typical teenager push-back. I remember the same kind of talk back from my teenage years. Proves that there is a biological reason for human love, otherwise there would be no human race left!
rcerinys701 over 13 years ago
“The fact that the very young critters are cute is a survival factor. It keeps the mothers from killing their young.” Very loosely quoted from R.A.Heinlein’s Character Lazarus Long.
kab2rb over 13 years ago
Why can’t the dog get all left over debre in furniture? Our daughter and her guy have two golden retrievers. Oldest female youngest male is always checking furniture for crumbs. Female can’t be a mom.
TheWildSow over 13 years ago
Yeah, don’t they have a dog? How does a Cheerio last long enough to get moldy?
True story – no one in my family LIKES Cheerios (aka, Nasty Tasteless Little Circles of Cardboard) – but we had a beagle who always begged for cereal. So my mom bought generic cheerios, figuring they didn’t contain anything that would hurt the dog, and none of the humans would eat them! So in our house, Cheerios were known as the dog’s cereal!
Flash6060 over 13 years ago
It takes a straight-man to make the hook work. Phil is good for that.
But Phil is MUCH more than a straight-man. And if he ever does take this family on his shoulders totally (which is the way I see this story-line building), his eternal salvation is assurred.
Flash
Good day, good strip. Reality. I know, I’ve been there as a single father.
I'll fly away over 13 years ago
Did Phil shave off the “stache”? I like the “stache”.
cheetahqueen over 13 years ago
Holly, just you wait until you start having “special friends” over and the place looks like a dump! Your words will come back to bite you!
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
I thought Val’s husband died of some illness, at a young age?
As often happens, I find this comment has already been made.
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
@hausofmau, I thought that was a serious statement, not a quote from a fictional story. It’s obvious to me that’s why babies are cute!
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
At one time (maybe when I was a teenager?) I would have agreed with Holly: it was dishonest to try to look good. So instead of trying to look your best, you ought always to look your worst.
For some reason that no longer seems right to me…
DougDean over 13 years ago
And, you know, Phil, the fact that the conversation started about you makes it just a little creepier!
Enjoy!
piefest almost 8 years ago
Holly’s just finding an excuse to get out of helping…
No One in Particular about 2 years ago
Takes one to know one, Holly.