Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 13, 2019

Ah, now I see the resemblance.

https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2013/11/06

was that regular spaghetti or the angel hair variety thereof?

Take two!

“psst… we’re live.”

I’m surprised anyone watches a web-show where the host calls the viewers losers every episode.

On the bright side Dakota, you got extensions.

“And now, a word from our sponsors:” – “That’s a spicy meatball!”

She can always claim it was the flying spaghetti monster. Or maybe she’s pasta that.

Heh! Sweet revenge!

Notice that Dakota did refer to Phoebe and Marigold as her friends. “Weird friends,” sure, but Phoebe agrees she’s weird. (See just before she first met Sue. Alas, I don’t know where that is on this site.)

With the spaghetti incident, she might get a lot more views now.

Way to bolognese it up!

Face it. Spaghetti is ruined!

Just can’t get enough of that hat!

what bangs?

Might help if Dakota rehearses these scripts beforehand, but they wouldn’t be half as funny! :D

Reminiscent of a Benny Hill sketch involving a music show parody of Roy Orbison. “Release the confetti….confetti, confetti, not spaghetti!!!” Hope the little green dudes aren’t gone for good and we need to see Tod again.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, all over the place,

Up to my elbow, up to my face,

Over the carpet and under the chairs,

Into the hammock and wound round the stairs,

Filling the bathtub and covering the desk,

Making the sofa a mad mushy mess.

The party is ruined, I’m terribly worried,

The guests have all left (unless they’re all buried).

I told them, “Bring presents.” I said, “Throw confetti.”

I guess they heard wrong, ’cause they all threw spaghetti!

—Shel Silverstein

Also I foresee Dakota thinking “You and me are stinking done professionally”, while threatening to trash Phoebe’s lights in the future.