Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 11, 2018

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    Socks are better than underwear, though.

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    rhpii  over 5 years ago

    Dr. Frankenstein: [To Igor] Igor, may I speak to you for a moment?Igor: Of course.Dr. Frankenstein: Sit down, won’t you?Igor: Thank you. [sits on the floor]Dr. Frankenstein: No no, up here.Igor: Thank you. [sits on a chair]Dr. Frankenstein: Now… that brain that you gave me… was it Hans Delbruck’s?Igor: [Crosses arms] No.Dr. Frankenstein: [Holds up hand] Ah. Good. Uh… would you mind telling me… whose brain… I did put in?Igor: And you won’t be angry?Dr. Frankenstein: I will not be angry.Igor: [Shrugs] Abby…someone.Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone? Abby who?Igor: Abby Normal.Dr. Frankenstein: [takes a deep breath] Abby Normal?Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name. [He and Dr. Frankenstein laugh]Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying… [Stands] that I put an abnormal brain… [Puts hand on Igor’s hump] into a 7 and a half foot long… 54- inch wide… [Grabs Igor by throat] GORILLA?!?!?! [Strangling Igor] IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME!?!

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    Gag gift for Frankie….A Zippo lighter.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Puttin’ on the Ritz.

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    John9  over 5 years ago

    I was thinking it would be new socks with the feet still attached.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Why do they make him putrid green? He’s alive.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Poor monster! How I used to hate getting clothes of any kind as a Christmas present! Ugh.

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