Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 10, 2018

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Once read something akin to this, “The definition of stress is trying to find a balance between being a decent individual and strangling the living s**t out of someone who desperately deserves it.” I don’t strangle people. But a punch to the throat…

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    Algolei I  over 5 years ago

    I used to be a moron, but I’m all right nowwwww!

    …oh wait, that was supposed to be “werewolf”, not “moron”. sigh

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    And yet the angry customer keeps coming here. By now, you’d think he would have learned his lessssssson.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If he’s still paying them, I think we know who the moron is here.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 5 years ago

    It’s too bad there wasn’t room in the last frame for boss to say “Moooooron” before the line about paying customers.

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    One of the best. Loved it.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    I recall a similarly unhelpful conversation between Scott and his boss: “You screwed up, idiot.” “What did I do?” “You screwed up.” “But how?” “By being an idiot. Geez, don’t you ever listen?”

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