Oh yes and for that horrible “’Twas the month before Christmas: through the whole universe, Stupid buggers were reciting this horrible verse.” ‘poem’ thingy, see http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=362
Da only reason it doesn’t scan is because they didn’t use “St. Nick’laus”. But then, someone pretty much farted out the entire holiday to begin with and has continued to do so ever since. I was in a store this year that had the Halloween decorations— in September— right across the aisle from the Christmas decorations. Yup, someone pooted that one right out.
It is a scandalous lie I tell you. Santa is at least 158 years ahead of us in technology if not more. Methane is a GHG at least 26-29X as potent as the same amount of CO2. He went to atomic fusion in 1959.
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
Well, as appalled as I was yesterday, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in some time.
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
Verne, Breaking Cat News is always hiring. Maybe you can take over for Louis the skunk, who was only in one frame.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 5 years ago
They almost got the right answer. For the right answer see my essay http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=467
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh yes and for that horrible “’Twas the month before Christmas: through the whole universe, Stupid buggers were reciting this horrible verse.” ‘poem’ thingy, see http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=362
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Lost In Space ….. Just keep your stick on the ice Verne :-)
shawnc1959 over 5 years ago
And thus, Verne breaks the fourth wall …
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Now if I could only think of a good rhyme for crepitation.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
I gave it a pull, up the chimney he rose;
Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago
Good thing the tree smells so good.
rlaker22j over 5 years ago
Hammy gave me the best laugh of the day
Perkycat over 5 years ago
I agree with Verne. This strip is getting stinky!
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
“Ripping one” by the fireplace could prove dangerous.
Snoots over 5 years ago
Da only reason it doesn’t scan is because they didn’t use “St. Nick’laus”. But then, someone pretty much farted out the entire holiday to begin with and has continued to do so ever since. I was in a store this year that had the Halloween decorations— in September— right across the aisle from the Christmas decorations. Yup, someone pooted that one right out.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
It is a scandalous lie I tell you. Santa is at least 158 years ahead of us in technology if not more. Methane is a GHG at least 26-29X as potent as the same amount of CO2. He went to atomic fusion in 1959.