Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 2018

Boopsie must see something the rest of us can’t.

Opposites attract!

Grow up, BD! Evolve! Please, do something!

I have to believe – and certainly hope – that B.D. is being ironic and trying to get a laugh here. More than that, I hope Boopsie laughs.

Cowabungas?

That probably IS how BD meets people for the first time. He’s following instructions.

I thought the first thing Boopsie would say was, “Lose the helmet.”

Someone, commenting on a different strip, cited a French euphemism: les grandes boing boings. As I’ve often said, you have to love the French.

Her Cowabungas here, aren’t drawn large enough to qualify as Cowabungas.

Boopsie – dump the jerk. You’re evolving and he isn’t. Find someone who will appreciate and cherish you.

Memo to Boopsie: As the eleventh Doctor said, “Basically, RUN!!!”

Hit him in the face with a slap then leave.

Just shoot him now