The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 23, 2018

Not much of a kitchen, considering all the elves, and Santa & the Mrs. Plus someone has to make up all those plates of relish for the reindeer. You know, carrot sticks, olives, pickles, and green onions. Most folks call them scallions, but they’re really green onions.

Hey, even misfit toys need a midnight snack.

They’re not misfits, they’re differently playable…

Naaah. ;-D

Moriarity: Gryptpipe! A Jack-In-The-Box!

Gryptpipe: More like a right Charlie-In-The-Box…

I want that Euro piggy bank.

Groan.

Time to share a reindeer sandwich!

Always a challenge, I have no idea what this is about.

Maybe the piggy bank was destined to go to England. With Brexit, the Euro is in jeopardy there?

Right next to the “butcher-block of broken baubles”.

The North Pole bans the use of jelly squirting pistols.

So the whole joke here is that the Island of Misfit Toys is a kitchen island? That’s it? The Argyle can sometimes be delightfully silly, but this is just lame. A cup of coffee and I bet anyone on here could think of a funnier tagline for this drawing. I want my money back. Oh, wait…..

For some reason, only Freud would understand, I laugh every time I look at the guy shaving the bear!

Looks more like the supporting cast from Toy Story

One of a dozen such kitchens.

I see what you did there, Mr. Hilburn!

Looks like MY kitchen island!

I guess he still hasn’t made it to Dentistry school.