Easter Island has no permanent residents, because it cannot sustain life on its own. Nothing grows, or rather thrives, there that humans can subsist on, and fresh water is very limited. A great deal of whatever sustained those people who built the statues had to be brought by ship, and the island is kind of remote.
Leroy over 5 years ago
“Christmas Island is an Australian territory in the Indian Ocean, lying south of Java, Indonesia.” [Google] Sounds like a nice winter home.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Easter Island has no permanent residents, because it cannot sustain life on its own. Nothing grows, or rather thrives, there that humans can subsist on, and fresh water is very limited. A great deal of whatever sustained those people who built the statues had to be brought by ship, and the island is kind of remote.
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
Don’t worry Santa, with global warming you will have a waterfront home before long.
Nate England over 5 years ago
And so begins the Great Elf Migration Caravan…
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Recall the Elf on the Shelf and put him on poop patrol
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Is he planning a hostile takeover?
nboady over 5 years ago
Don’t mess with the rabbit, Santa: look at the bones! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA
Leojim over 5 years ago
OK Santa, time for a hostile takeover!
SheMc over 5 years ago
Bah Humbug!
Squoop over 5 years ago
The Easter Bunny doesn’t live on Easter Island.
https://trackeasterbunny.com/faqs/where-does-the-easter-bunny-live/
Pedmar Premium Member over 5 years ago
At least it’s not the Ice Cream Bunny! (Fans of Rifftrax will get that one.)
tauyen over 5 years ago
Many are cold, but few are frozen