Tom Toles for November 12, 2018

Elephants need big graves.

Just fill it in on him.

But, but, but Obamacare is an obamanation…

Expand Medicare

Have the Republicans reverted to an amoral, pre-Christian, barely-human, uncivilized, “survival of the fittest” ideology — picking and choosing those that they will assist on a personal basis — with the only right being to have a weapon capable of killing other people?

Republicans lie about everything all of the time.

Promises made; promises kept. Sort of.

Grab a shovel, Sam, and start tossing dirt in that hole…

We will see what happens in January. Elections have consequences. Of course, trump doesn’t want to accept that. He continues to whine about how the tight races that are still counting ballots are favoring Democrats and wants to know why they aren’t favoring Republicans? Actually, we don’t know what is happening in the Georgia race, but others are looking more like Democratic wins. As to why, perhaps because there were big turnouts and big turnouts won’t favor the GOP as there are more Democrats than Republicans in general.

OK George, back that concrete truck over here.

I see the Republicans are putting the finishing touches on their Long Term Care policy.

You have a choice of options for self-administered care – 357, 38, 9mm, or 12G.

Instant Swamp™: Just add water!

Conservative think tank develops a plan to couter “Hillarycare”. Mandating that everyone have insurance is a central part of the plan; Republicans refer to it as “personal responsibility”. ACA uses mandated coverage as leverage to have insurance companies cover pre-existing conditions. Republicans fought to eliminate the mandate while they insist that pre-existing conditions will be covered. They never explain how that will happen.

Change the tombstone to “GOP RIP”