Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 20, 2018

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    The bell pepper has him!

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    x_Tech  over 5 years ago

    No, but yesterday I saw a turnip twaddler.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    That’s more of a quasi-vegetable pealer.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Vegetable pealer?

    I dunno….. it doesn’t ring a bell.

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    hfergus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What a ding-a-ling!

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Carillon my wayward son…

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    I’ve seen the pealer, but I can’t find the lunchbag of Our Lady.

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    paul  over 5 years ago

    “…and therefore never send to know for whom the bell pepper tolls; it tolls for thee.”

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    CYGNUS X1  over 5 years ago

    I have a hunch the bell ringer knows

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Is that the Hunchback of Notre Pepper?

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    sandflea  over 5 years ago

    He seems very ap-pealing.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    Dan, you’ve gone one toke over the line!

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Ask not for whom the bell pepper tolls…

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    The comments are peppered with puns :-)

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    Alec McLure Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This is so terrible … in such a good way!

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    MCProfessor  over 5 years ago

    Ask not for whom the bell pepper tolls…

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