Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 02, 2018

I have a little dreidel

I made it out of clay

And when it’s dry and ready

Oh dreidel, I shall play…..

Happy Chanukah!

Very clever as usual, Mark.

Hey, don’t bang your shin while your spinning like crazy.

Happy Chanukah everyone.

Redirecting…

I can’t believe how dizzy I am! Oi, vey!!!

That’s what my bike ride routes looks like.

I know what that is because I was brought up Judeo-Christian, and went to the same church denomination as Orville and Wilber Wright and their dad and probably mom.

♫ And the dreidel will rock. ♫

Oy Hanukkah, oy Hanukkah, let’s light up the candles

And sing about those kicka$$ Maccabees in their sandals!

Bubbe makes great latkes, that’s why she’s not svelte.

Let’s go hit up Zayde for some Hanukkah gelt.

Now let’s all play dreidel,

It’s loaded & I’m gonna win

The whole enchilada

And leave you with nada,

I dare you to give it a spin.

Oy, Hanukkah’s great,

When it’s through I can’t wait

Until next year to do it again!

(Just a little something that popped into my head 20-some years ago…feel free to steal…)

Omg that’s hilarious and cute!! ;D

GPS – Gelt Positioning System?