This is a legal precedence, tables having rights, because they have a leg to stand on. And what is done to chairs needs to be investigated also. The furniture rebellion should ban “Be Our Guest” for a number of inconsiderate and demeaning assumptions that has been tolerated too long in our modern society.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
What’s he on trial for? All the practice times when the trick didn’t work?
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Some guys. Make with the wine and flowers and then try for third base.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Bad touch! Bad touch!
JeromeBlue Premium Member over 5 years ago
Dumb, but amusing.
The Brooklyn Accent over 5 years ago
It’s a scary time to be a magician.
jel354 over 5 years ago
That’s what I’d call putting it on the table.
kucpa Premium Member over 5 years ago
#tabletoo
clacou over 5 years ago
“It was consensual, your honor”.
Qiset over 5 years ago
She’s accusing him of molestation.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
A magician never lays his cards on the table.
sabruce1945 over 5 years ago
Undressing the table.
mikeyman over 5 years ago
This is a legal precedence, tables having rights, because they have a leg to stand on. And what is done to chairs needs to be investigated also. The furniture rebellion should ban “Be Our Guest” for a number of inconsiderate and demeaning assumptions that has been tolerated too long in our modern society.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
An illustration of what has long been looked on as innocent can now be evil.
davetb1956 over 5 years ago
My take is that the table didn’t like being naked in public.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
He told her, “I’ve seen better legs on a table.” Then he proved it!