That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 23, 2018

“I don’t know what your problem is. I simply invited our families over for Thanksgiving dinner.”

“No stems no seeds that you don’t need, Acapulco Gold is baddass weed!”

We’ve done the Goth, Ironic Hipster thing, what social movement can we emulate next?

Sometime, Jane, a cigar is just a cigar.

Abner contemplates his error in answering her question, “Does this dress make my butt look fat?” (An old joke, but it’s an old painting.)

I don’t know why you are so upset. It wasn’t cheating if we were on a break.

I knew I should not of married a Drama Queen!!!

“A woman is only a woman -but a good cigar is a smoke!” (Kipling – again!)

Probably fainted from anoxia due to the corset.

“Now to test my theory about hiding in plain sight. I bet she doesn’t even see me when she’s finished counting.”

The Spat: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Belmiro_de_Almeida_-_Arrufos,_1887.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly A0 paper size painting. The strip image coloration is the original (last listed) under File history. When that was posted, the author mistyped the artist’s first name (no d) as Belmirod (perhaps misadding the d at the end anticipating typing the de in his name which follows). Looking at the History, that was corrected March 21, 2010 (predates the start of the strip here; that Mr. Melcher repeated the mistake here, he must have some really old images in a folder to be used for future strips). Anyway, since the Portuguese Title link points to a lengthly Wikipedia.org page about the painting, I didn’t add its links to the URL.

http://www.entreculturas.com.br/2010/08/pintura-belmiro-de-almeida/ 

http://enciclopedia.itaucultural.org.br/pessoa22617/belmiro-de-almeida 

https://www.escritoriodearte.com/artista/belmiro-de-almeida 

all have Portuguese info (again, Chrome can translate) about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/10/28?comments=visible 

has the prior.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2066 (October 23, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Harry’s contemplating another use for that fan in the corner.

Oh! stop the theatrics Judy, I thought you knew I was gay when you married me.

Jack is eyeing Irene’s bustle

What is the black on his left hand, and is that a black and white bunny on the right?

My son and d-in-law are going to have to pull all carpet out of the house they’re buying. 30+ years of a smoker.

I don’t see that relationship going anywhere. He’s too nonchalant about her obvious upsettness.

Being a masochist, she begged to be spanked. Being a sadist, he said no.